The Underground Steroid Handbook II (pdf) by Daniel Duchaine the Steroid Guru
The Underground Steroid Handbook II by Dan Duchaine is the first edition of the Steroid Guru’s The Underground Steroid Handbook that had been so informative, that the bodybuilding world screamed for more – hence, The Underground Steroid Handbook II. Topics covered: Steroids, Steroids, Steroids, and more Steroids.
The Underground Steroid Handbook II is only available in PDF Format! Daniel Duchaine was the first authority to ever discuss and publish topics regarding anabolic steroids, and became world renowned as the Steroid Guru.
“Honestly, I never, never thought about doing a second edition to the Underground Steroid Handbook. It was easy to understand by the average athlete, combining medical research, anecdotal information, personal experiences, and instinctive hypotheses, interspaced with cartoons in extremely poor taste. But, as I’ve implied, I’m not perfect, which is a graceful way of admitting I’ve not always been right. As I learned more about the idiosyncrasies of steroid use in athletics, I realized that I had made some bloopers in the original USH. Granted, sometimes I knowingly bent the truth a bit to make it easier to understand, but occasionally I was flat out wrong. Not so seriously that the information would endanger someone’s health, but details here and there needed to be corrected.
The Underground Steroid Handbook II – Also, new products had hit the black market, the designer steroids, and were being used with no guidance or rationality. So, motivated by a sort of skewed sense of moral obligation, I began to publish sporadic Updates which corrected any boners I had made in the first USH, along with reviewing the new and fashionable steroids that athletes were using. At this time the media covering athletics in America became rampantly anti-steroid. The megalomaniac of muscle, Ben Weider (who, inarguably, owns the sport of bodybuilding), and his idiot-savant Bob Goldman, pumped up all the Weider specialty magazines (Muscle & Fitness, Flex, Shape Men’s Fitness) with relentless anti-steroid propaganda, spreading it from these specialty periodicals, to newspapers, and on to television. Then the federal government jumped into the misinformation spree, abandoned their usual laissez-faire attitude and started cracking down on the relatively benign-but-illegal black market steroid trade.
Then it happened. I got pissed.” Daniel Duchaine
Why The Underground Steroid Handbook II had to be written!
“I had a very hard time staying nice and complacent when, knowing the subject intimately, I knew I was being lied to. And I’m going to tell you with all intellectual and heartfelt conviction that the government, the Weider Media, Dr. Bob Goldman, and just about all other media writers (Alfano and Janofsky of the N.Y. Times excepted) have knowingly lied to you about steroids.
I’ve never lied about steroids, and I’m not going to now. I’m pissed because this anti-steroid propaganda has resulted in a lot of excellent steroids going off the market and too, too many fake, dirty, and potentially dangerous drugs replacing them.
I am going to tell you some very disturbing things outside.
Anabolic Steroids discussed in the Underground Steroid Handbook II:
Aldactazide (spironolcatone/Hydrochlorothiazide), Aldactone (Spironolactone), Anabolicum Vister (Quinbolone), Anadrol 50 (Oxymetholone), Anapolon 50 (Oxymetholone), Anavar (Oxandrolone), Anatrofin (Stenbolone Acetate), Android F (Fluxymesterone), Androstanolone, Pesomax (Boniscontro), Gazzone, Asselacrin, Bolasterone, Bolfortan, Testosterone Nicotinate, Catapres, Checque, Clenbuterol, Spiropent, Monores, Clenasma, Clomid, Clomiphene Citrate, Crescormon, Cytomel, Liothyronine Sodium, Danocrine, Deca-Durabolin, Depo-Testosterone, Testosterone Cypionate, Dianabol, Methandrostenolone, Pronabol, Dihydrolone, Mibolerone, Dihydromesterone, Drolban, Dromostanolone Propionate, Durabolin, Equipoise, Esiclene, Femedrole, Finajet, Halotestin, Fluoxymesterone, Furazabol, Genatrophin, Grocormon, Somatonorm, Hexalon, HCG, Human Growth Hormone, Humatrope, L-Dopa, Levodopa, Sinemet, Laurabolin V, Nandrolone Laurate, Lipidex, masteron, Dromostanolone Propionate, Maxibol, Co-enzyme B12, Dicobalene-V, maxibolin, Ethylestrenol, Megagrisevit, Methafurin, Methandriol, Methandriol Dipropionate, Stenediol, Methyltestosterone, Winstrol, Winstrol V, Trophobolene, Triacana, Testosterone Undecanoate, Restandol Undestor, Andriol, Androxon, Testosterone Undecanoate, Testosterone Enanthate, Testosterone, Teslac, Testolactone, Sustanon 250, Stromba Jet, Stromba, Sten, Retin-A, Ralabol, Quinolone, Proviron, Protabol, Primoteston Depot, Primobolan Depot, Primobolan Acetate, Permastril, Periactin, Parabolan, Oxandrolone, Normethazine, Nolvadex, Nilevar, Neurofor, Nerobol, Dianabol, Methyltestosterone, Methandriol Dipropionate, Methandriol, Methafurin, Megagrisevit, Maxibolin, Maxibol, Masteron, Lipidex, Laurabolin V, L-Dopa, Humatrope, HCG, Hexalon, Furazabol.
“I have a feeling that most of you who will by and read this book have already made the choice to use anabolic steroids. Well, welcome to the new subculture; the Anabolic Outlaws, the Dianabol Desperados. Before you do anything, think through the information I’ve presented. Read some chapters again. Not only could it save you a lot of money, but it should prevent you from making irrational decisions like the ones I made when I was younger and more impressionable. Take advantage of me; learn from my mistakes. Steroids were not created by magic, and magic things do not happen when you take these drugs! If you do things in what I consider a correct manner, you should improve your performance, your appearance, AND your health.” Dan Duchaine